My SSS: Seeking Sunshine & Smiles

Cam & Phil from MODERN FAMILY!

Claire: “You are impossible to buy for! You never want anything!”

Phil: “Ummm, things I want…robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks.
I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I’m sorry for the pay-channel language, but OH, a yogurt maker! I can’t not think of things I don’t want!”

Comments such as these will leave me laughing for longer than necessary.